OK, so here’s the situation.  I used to be a big fan of Ben Stein.  “Who?” you may ask.  If you don’t know him by name, I’m pretty sure you know who he is.  Remember the teacher with the flat dull voice who said “Bueller?  Bueller?” in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?  No?  How about the guy on the Visine commercials talking about red watery eyes in a dull monotone?  Or perhaps you’ve seen his television program “Win Ben Stein’s Money”?  No?  Well, here’s a Wikipedia article about him.

Now that we’ve established who we’re talking about, here’s the deal…  I used to really like this guy.  I thought he was an intelligent guy, a good guy, even a fairly hip guy.  Unfortunately he’s now blown whatever respect I had for him by throwing his lot in with the dishonest, disgusting, culture-undermining, hypocritical, lying and completely unintelligent “intelligent design” movement by starring in and promoting a new movie called “Expelled” which pitches ID as a valid scientific field being persecuted by “big science”.

When I first heard about the movie I assumed that it was anti-ID, exposing what a weak intellectual fraud the whole movement is, sham science perpetrated on a poorly educated populace intended to bring about a Christian overthrow of our countries secular institutions.  Then I found out that, no, Ben is pro-ID.  What?!?!

I know the man is intelligent, he proved that on his show, and it’s impossible for me to believe that anybody with even a modicum of intelligence can be duped by such obviously fallacious arguments as the ones the IDer’s come up with.  Michael Behe’s “irreducible complexity” has been debunked multiple times as have every other claim ever made by an ID proponent that I’ve ever encountered.  ID is just so-called “scientific creationism” with fancier sleight of hand, more sciencey sounding lingo and a mysterious “designer” substituted for the Biblical God (although ID proponents are all aware that it is The LORD GOD they are referring to).  This is not science, this is anti-science, a religious attack on science, and the people who are perpetrating it are well aware of that fact.

See, the father of the whole ID movement is a man named Phillip Johnson.  Mr. Johnson is not a scientist, he is a lawyer, and he is also, having read much material written by him, a shyster and a moron.  He does not attempt to convince by evidence, observation or experiment but rather by court-room rhetoric.  Language, not empirical observation, is his tool of trade and changing minds and bringing people to Jesus is his goal, not the advancement of our understanding of the universe.  This man is well-aware of the nature of his agenda and I firmly believe that the other lead ID proponents are aware of what they’re doing as well.  They don’t listen when they’re debunked, they don’t care that they lose in state legislatures, they keep fighting against reality because they need to change the culture (in their minds) in order to save their religion.  This is not about science, it’s about religion and this movie, Expelled, is not a documentary, it’s propaganda, pure and simple.  The only explanation I can come up with for Ben Stein’s involvement is that he agrees with the ID agenda of replacing our secular cultural institutions with Christian ones and replacing the rigors of science with a bunch of hand-waving “GOD did it” mumbo-jumbo whenever an interesting problem is encountered.

This matters for multiple reasons.  First, most of the people in our country are woefully uneducated about evolution to begin with.  Second, to contribute to advances in medicine, biotechnology and the environment a solid understanding of evolutionary science is vital.  If the youth of America are able to be convinced by these frauds that evolution is false and science can be just whatever the hell you want it to be then this country will be the one country in the world left out of the future of this world.

Of course, I don’t believe that’s going to happen any time soon (or at all, for that matter).  I think the ID movement is a last gasp effort of a (thankfully) dying way of thinking.  But this movie will do damage.  It will give people who have no grasp of what they’re talking about the illusion that they know that evolution is wrong and ID is right.  It will perpetuate the lie that ID has something to offer scientifically.  It will confuse, delude, and mislead people who don’t understand the subject well enough to know better.  And so, like any effective propaganda, it will accomplish what it’s set out to do, not to educate but to convert.

ID is a morally and factually bankrupt con being foisted on the American public by unethical and dishonest men with an agenda that has nothing to do with science.  The difference between ID and science is the difference between a postcard with a picture of the Grand Canyon and the real thing.  It is unfortunate that Ben Stein has chosen to ally himself with these people.  Whether he’s evil, delusional or stupid doesn’t matter, he’s lost this fan.

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